Can String Theory help us make amazing medical advances?

Well hello all my peeps, due to a cranky puter that wanted to crash on me i had to repair it when i found the time. That was the hard part was finding the time. So sorry so long. Remember that i do have a new feature at the end of this blog called Did You Know. This will feature general sciences and interesting facts. The goal here it that when people do blog searches on general science, chemistry, physics, etc. that they will be directed to my blogs. Then they will see the Quantum Physics material, and after exclaiming What the @#$% ? Hence hopefully come over to the other side so to speak.
So i have an interesting theory, bear with me as i set it up.
Ok we know that all matter is made up of atoms. We also know that based on how fast the atoms zip around will determine how malleable the matter is.
For instance, zipping real fast makes hard substances, concrete, wood , metal etc. and of course zipping slower makes liquids. Which brings to a MATTER that should be addressed, no pun intended, if you put a liquid in the freezer what are you actually doing?? Well most peeps would say your decreasing the temperature of the liquid in order to cause it to freeze. This in effect is true.
But on a smaller scale, quantum level that is, what you are actually doing is exciting the atoms to zip around faster and faster until the matter becomes hard, Hey were talking atoms here get your mind outta the gutter, thus forming ice.
And of course the really lazy atoms who drag their feet and dont wanna work or go anywhere, IE the couch potatoe of atoms, are gases also inert gases.
ok patience im leading somewhere here. Anyway we know what atoms are made of right? Particles called protons, nuetrons, electrons and so forth. Well when know that these particles are made up of Quarks. And physcists believe that, delving into the quantum level of atoms, everthing regarding a particle is made up of vibrating strings. This is called String Theory. In a future blog i will get more in depth in that and the man who helped co-found it, Dr. Michio Kaku.
Now remember i stated that the harder matter, or solids, is made up of fast zipping atoms? Well in order for the atoms to zip around so much requires a faster frequency of vibrations on the strings, thus the faster the vibration the faster the atom.
Ok now here is my cool theory based on these facts:
What if we could apply this in the medical field? Think about this. We dont have the technology to view atoms on a subatomic level let alone strings. I mean the best we can do is particle accelerators. I dare say that in my lifetime we will never see that technology. Ok if your reading this blog and its like 3010 and your saying: What's this guy talking about, that's ancient history. Well we didnt have it here but at least im confident that you, even in the year 3010, know who Beethoven is!!!
Am i that conceded to think my blogs will be around that long! I sure hope so. Sorry of track lets get back to it.
Since the frequency of the vibrations determine the strength of matter, what if we could alter that on a quantum level? Such medical anomolies such as deteriation of bones, broken bones etc. would be history.
I mean lets take broken vertebra for example. Remember Christopher Revee who was paralyzed because of this? Well a broken or degenitive bone is actually an interruption of the vibrations of strings. When bones deteriate its actually slows the frequency of the strings causing the solid to reverse its matter state.
Broken vertebra could actually either be slowed or broken strings. So now im a quantum doctor doing surgery on a quantum level, paralysis? No problem, I'll just repair the broken string or increase the vibrational level of the weak string or perhaps even replace the lazy string with a fresh lively vibrating one! Paralysis? Not anymore all of a sudden the man is walking again, the man with a deteriating spinal column has fresh new bones grown instantly when i speed up the strings thus speeding up the atoms! Now were talking real medicine. So much would be a thing of the past. Ever happen? Probably not in my lifetime because we can't even see strings yet. Let alone repair or replace yet. This self proclaimed amateur quantum physcists would love the chance to get to see a string.
Comment me your thoughts on this theory.

Did You Know
Don't us guys all wish we were fleas? Why?
Did you know that the flea has the largest penis of all insects, being such a little guy? It has what some people call three penises, This in fact is incorrect. It actually has one telescoping penis that is three segments long. Imagine the old time mariner telescopes that collapse within itself enabling the user to put it in his pocket. Well thats how a fleas penis works. it is 2/3rds his body length and 65% of his weight. But don't expect to turn him over and see it because it collapses within itself and withdrawls within his body. Why?
Well think about this: Did you know that a flea can jump hundreds of times its height? He gets about a yard off the ground?
Well his penis collapses withing his body thus allowing him to be or stay aerodynamic so as to have no wind resistance or drag from his penis, not only that but think about a penis 2/3rds the size of his body and he jumps right? Well whats the first thing that he is gonna land on when he touches the ground? OUCH!! yeah you get the picture.
More later.